If you're Harry Potter then Halloween is like the...
tiffanyhua: voldemortoutbitches: 31 October 1981 “PLZ NOT HARRY” 31 October 1991 “TROLL. IN THE DUNGEON.” 31 October 1992 “LOL YOU’LL BE NEXT, MUDBLOODS.” 31 October 1993 “ASDFGHJKL; OMFG. SIRIUS BLACK.” October 31 1994 “ARRY POTTAH. DIDYA PUT YO NAME IN DA GOBLEH DA FIAH?” This made me LOL. :X
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In Junior High, there was a kid on my bus who...
katiewillbethedeathofyou: kevinndoxd: ohmydulay: We would laugh at him every day. We didn’t know that he ran because he wanted to make sure his sister hadn’t killed herself while he was gone at school. One day, he missed school. A week after, he was back. He stopped running. -http://sixbillionsecrets.com/ That’s so sad ;X :( :[
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