March 2012
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Annie: I'm fi-
Michael Jackson: ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE
February 2012
withthewilllowtrees:
glamydia:
oh my god
wtf??? did she die or…
cloudyskies:
mcmikeyliu:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
I did not expect any of the things that just happened.
TueFeb28 2127 OMG HAHAHAH OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGM YOU MUST WATCH THIS LOL
WAT
"Write T if the statement is correct; F if the... →
funniest10k:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Tips to Save at UCLA: I miss cooking! What can I... →
tipstosaveatucla:
I miss cooking! What can I do here in the res halls?
Well, after eating dorm food for 1.5 years, I have made a few recipes to “cook” in the dining halls! If anyone has more recipes (I’m sure you guys do) let me know!
Steamed vegetables
Get a large salad bowl and fill it with…
Don’t forget your classic root beer float! :D
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Tips to Save at UCLA: Upcoming events this week! →
tipstosaveatucla:
This Wednesday February 29th, there are two events going on that I am really excited for!
The Importance of Building Credit
Rieber Hall, Rieber Fireside Lounge, 8-10
This is the second workshop I will be holding based on tips of how to save money and build a good credit score! For those of…
tiffaniwiffi:
Does it actually matter that much to girls if two girls are wearing the same shirt, same boots, or like the exact same thing? I see it as a compliment—like you chose the right thing and people like it cuz they bought the same thing.
Seriously. Girls care tooo much. No offense.